Zimjindot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak chinchilla.

Zimjindot created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimjindot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimjindot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zimjindot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zimjindot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.