Dunbambid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental squid.

Dunbambid created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbambid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunbambid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dunbambid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dunbambid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.