Mitvegpog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awesome dragonfly.

Mitvegpog created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvegpog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitvegpog, she will ignore you.

Mitvegpog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mitvegpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.