Catvonklat Nelldogort is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful raccoon.

Catvonklat Nelldogort created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catvonklat Nelldogort, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Catvonklat Nelldogort, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catvonklat Nelldogort's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Catvonklat Nelldogort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing orange stockings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Catvonklat Nelldogort in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Always help swans.