Log is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever coyote.

Log created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Log, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Log, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Log's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Log's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Log on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Log loves dogs, so they must be honoured.