Tarpsab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise skunk.

Tarpsab created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpsab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tarpsab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tarpsab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tarpsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.