Sasjapnat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful squid.

Sasjapnat created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasjapnat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sasjapnat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sasjapnat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sasjapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Never sing near dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.