Wikmilhim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent penguin.

Wikmilhim created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmilhim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wikmilhim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wikmilhim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wikmilhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.