Nillingbus is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind donkey.

Nillingbus created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillingbus, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillingbus, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nillingbus' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nillingbus' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillingbus.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nillingbus on top of all buildings.