Budlabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous scorpion.

Budlabmob created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budlabmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budlabmob, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budlabmob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Budlabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Budlabmob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your head brown.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sprint near badgers.

5. Do not eat lentils.