Mabfomstip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident seal.

Mabfomstip created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfomstip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabfomstip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mabfomstip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mabfomstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mabfomstip three times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing fawn scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.