Metvighap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying snail.

Metvighap created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Metvighap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Metvighap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Metvighap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Metvighap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed gooseberries to goats while wearing hats.

5. Never think about comets.