Pasgepwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful weasel.

Pasgepwab created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgepwab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasgepwab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pasgepwab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pasgepwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Respect your elders.