Vadrullarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow otter.

Vadrullarp created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadrullarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadrullarp, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vadrullarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vadrullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to otters while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Run away from green turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.