Nildissdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless lobster.

Nildissdim created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildissdim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nildissdim, it will be very unhappy.

Nildissdim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nildissdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Put Nildissdim first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never eat bark.