Mifkanfly is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous snake.

Mifkanfly created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Mifkanfly, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifkanfly, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mifkanfly's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mifkanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to pigs while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not commit murder.