Viggetwik is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent
ant.
Viggetwik created silver eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Viggetwik, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Viggetwik, he will destroy your home planet.
Viggetwik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Viggetwik's Holy Commandments1. Viggetwik loves snails, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always obey Viggetwik's priests.
4. Always wear fawn.
5. Viggetwik must be the most important thing in your life.