Gid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful salamander.

Gid created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.