Jipmutquim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured hare.

Jipmutquim created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipmutquim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jipmutquim, he will turn you into a snail.

Jipmutquim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jipmutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to moths while wearing violet kilts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipmutquim.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing hats.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.