Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous aardvark.

Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rowhanominjarnbedkinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.