Migpomlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless fly.

Migpomlun created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migpomlun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Migpomlun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Migpomlun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Migpomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed figs to eagles while wearing purple shirts.

3. You must love Migpomlun.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt shrews.