Tigyatced is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying octopus.

Tigyatced created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigyatced, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tigyatced, he will be very sad.

Tigyatced's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tigyatced's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about moths.