Motlarnfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent walrus.

Motlarnfoss created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Motlarnfoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motlarnfoss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Motlarnfoss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Motlarnfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Motlarnfoss' priests.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Motlarnfoss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Motlarnfoss in the centre of the settlement.