Tondubsis is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane whale.

Tondubsis created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tondubsis, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tondubsis, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tondubsis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tondubsis' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing black skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.