Linfetmotgomgutdud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident yak.

Linfetmotgomgutdud created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Linfetmotgomgutdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linfetmotgomgutdud, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Linfetmotgomgutdud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Linfetmotgomgutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with horses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never touch blood while unclean.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Linfetmotgomgutdud.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.