Gumzanwadhot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying frog.

Gumzanwadhot created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumzanwadhot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumzanwadhot, he will turn you into a plant.

Gumzanwadhot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gumzanwadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Gumzanwadhot loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if eight goats approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never look at asteroids.