Padvonkbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody mongoose.

Padvonkbog created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Padvonkbog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padvonkbog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Padvonkbog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Padvonkbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.