Woddunsaw Queegnantom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful gerbil.

Woddunsaw Queegnantom created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Woddunsaw Queegnantom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Woddunsaw Queegnantom, he will cry a lot.

Woddunsaw Queegnantom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Woddunsaw Queegnantom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Woddunsaw Queegnantom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Woddunsaw Queegnantom.