Binlitgan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating swan.

Binlitgan created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binlitgan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binlitgan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Binlitgan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Binlitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to nematodes while wearing magenta shoes.