Tigsashap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic gnu.

Tigsashap created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigsashap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tigsashap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tigsashap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tigsashap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Hide from violet capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.