Cinmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic chinchilla.

Cinmab created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cinmab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinmab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cinmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Fast once a month.