Bifnakkom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous human.

Bifnakkom created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnakkom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bifnakkom, he will not care at all.

Bifnakkom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bifnakkom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing blue jumpers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.