Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful raven.

Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed, he will turn you into a goat.

Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Armjamabsandfundum Sasnuttfed must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Do not chop down trees.