Orttimdit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet raven.

Orttimdit created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Orttimdit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Orttimdit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Orttimdit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Orttimdit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Orttimdit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near seals while wearing white corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Orttimdit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.