Tapstafdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful dog.

Tapstafdiss created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tapstafdiss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapstafdiss, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tapstafdiss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tapstafdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.