Cedhigbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Cedhigbog created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhigbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cedhigbog, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cedhigbog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cedhigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to swans while wearing magenta shoes.

4. Cedhigbog loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.