Larnkanfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent wren.

Larnkanfag created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnkanfag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnkanfag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Larnkanfag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Larnkanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear blue kilts.