Sadbognar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident wolf.

Sadbognar created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbognar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadbognar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sadbognar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sadbognar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Sadbognar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.