Fabbumlip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish cow.

Fabbumlip created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbumlip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fabbumlip, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabbumlip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fabbumlip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never laugh in holy places.