Beptighap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty bee.

Beptighap created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beptighap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Beptighap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Beptighap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Beptighap's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dusk.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.