Lopfarlip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering butterfly.

Lopfarlip created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Lopfarlip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lopfarlip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lopfarlip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lopfarlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Lopfarlip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.