Toncebkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable dragonfly.

Toncebkip created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toncebkip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Toncebkip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Toncebkip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Toncebkip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never write about galaxies.