Cinmetrul Zogsatcid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent coyote.

Cinmetrul Zogsatcid created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmetrul Zogsatcid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinmetrul Zogsatcid, she will turn you into a worm.

Cinmetrul Zogsatcid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cinmetrul Zogsatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cinmetrul Zogsatcid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.