Sabrap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient cobra.

Sabrap created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabrap, she will not care at all.

Sabrap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sabrap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.