Flisstikcab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating dingo.

Flisstikcab created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisstikcab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flisstikcab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flisstikcab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flisstikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Flisstikcab on top of important buildings.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not covet oxen.