Manbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable horse.

Manbat created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manbat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manbat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Manbat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Manbat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing white skirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Never wear pink trousers.