Cebmanyokfig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, slow gerbil.

Cebmanyokfig created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmanyokfig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebmanyokfig, she will be very sad.

Cebmanyokfig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cebmanyokfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.