Pagmanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring wren.

Pagmanbud created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagmanbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagmanbud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pagmanbud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pagmanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing black hats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt frogs.