Dobingcunquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Dobingcunquill created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobingcunquill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobingcunquill, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dobingcunquill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dobingcunquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobingcunquill.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never wear shirts.