Bagabsas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humorless duck.

Bagabsas created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Bagabsas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bagabsas, he will think nothing of it.

Bagabsas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bagabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bagabsas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Bagabsas on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bagabsas on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always obey Bagabsas' priests.