Lapgamcub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking butterfly.

Lapgamcub created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lapgamcub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lapgamcub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lapgamcub's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lapgamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Always look after injured snails.