Cuncenbit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise fly.

Cuncenbit created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncenbit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cuncenbit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cuncenbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cuncenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to shrews while wearing yellow jumpers.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Pray towards the west.