Honcunbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm squid.

Honcunbog created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honcunbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honcunbog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Honcunbog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Honcunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing green corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

4. Never feed lots of apples to birds while wearing white hats.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.